Entrevista a um líbio do excelso correspondente, Teonanizi
(p.f. ler com sotaque do médio oriente)


Please, state your name.
- State? Of America? I prefer California for the big boobies.
No, no, your name.
- Ah, ok! Abdul al-Aziz.
Just for the record, you’re masculine?
- Muslim, yes.
No, no, your sex.
- Ah, five to six times a week
Jesus Christ. No, male or female…
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
Holy cow!!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
Oh dear...
- No, no, no, no, deer no, deer run too fast.
Good grief, man, isn’t that hostile to your believes?
- Yes, horse style, doggy style, any style.
Ok, I give up!